Needless to say, I felt right at home. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. You have to admit its sheer coolness. I'm tired. Seeya. Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. 12083 is a mid length novelette. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. It's a cheap shot." I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. "angry mob form"? I'm back. Boy, are you mythical, mystical readers in for a treat, today! Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. | 12.46 KB, JSON | Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. Good-bye. The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. It's stupid. But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. The point is that it is nice to have readers. I am back. The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. i'll copy and paste this to my site. That's funny!!!! Subscribe!function(m,a,i,l,s,t,e,r){m[s]=m[s]||(function(){t=a.createElement(i);r=a.getElementsByTagName(i)[0];t.async=1;t.src=l;r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r);return !0}())}(window,document,'script','https://www.openculture.com/wp-content/plugins/mailster/assets/js/button.min.js','MailsterSubscribe'); 2006-2023 Open Culture, LLC. With the exact same words, motions and emotions. i broke the world record. It's like this. We could call ourselves TACO! Does the commercial take that into account? Like a muffin. It will translate any thing, to anything else. I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. I don't know if Iraq even existed in the Civil War Era! If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. Ooooooooooooo! I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. Sorry if I complained a lot. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! BYE!!! "Someone thinks that someone thinks that someone thinks that someone thinks that,"[1] or by combining shorter clauses. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. So we were already off to a bad start. Oh, well. Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. What line of buisness, do you ask? Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? Woooo! Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! actually claim to be mentally ill. That's either a) a publicity stunt b) An attempt at humor c) a cry for help or d) none of the above You can e-mail your responses by conducting a scavenger hunt of this site. A man has been recorded spending more than three hours to pronounce what is supposedly the longest word in the English language . Then I completly understand. Then it must diepainfully. It was one of my friends. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. My answer is simple. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" 'a' being the shortest side, 'b' being the middle side and 'c' being the longest side of a right angled triangle. No one is really coming here, anyway. When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. So, predictably, here I am. why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. Because that would be impossible. ME: My vicious, psychotic, flesh-eating bunny-rabbit wants to rule the world. And #5: You can give each of your pets several weird names such as: Ringling-Raison-Bailey-Suzana-Midnight-Schultz, Squirell, Moose, Moose-Moose, Moosey-Moose, Linzey-Moose, Muffin, Squirell-Muffin, Yabby-Doodle, Abby Normal, Wiggle-Baby, Wiggle-Muffin, Witle-Baby, Cheese-Monkey, Muffin-With-Squirell-Juice, Squirell-With-Muffin Juice, Moosey-Juice, Squirell-Monkey, etc. Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. What a crazy idea. It's really stressfull. I'm so happy! Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. I'm back again! You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. this is not a long paragraph it is multiple, I am just not as pretty as my friend Haylee she is fab so give me a chance for this job. Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). Today we had a "family outing." But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. Oh, well. There is a world where you were never born. She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) I heard something and turned around, and there he was! Thank you for sending me this email. And secret? I'm back. Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. The movie ends with him in a coma. My mother tried to order a mushroom-swiss burgeronly to discover that the place had no swiss-cheese. WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). Is this writer's block?! Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . Now MY brain meats feel explody. I'm back. HA! I'm back. "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" School is taking its toll. You cannot DEFEAT me! For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? Because I do. Sleeping is fun. What is the alternative, you ask? He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. Entire novels hundreds of pages long have been written in one sentence in other languages. OH, SO SPLENDID!! You say I'm really just talking to myself? You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. Creepy. JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. Yeah. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. Python | I get done at 9:15. Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. Introduction In the business world, communication by e-mail is indispensable. DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. Sentences can be made arbitrarily long in various ways. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. I repeat, there is nothing to worry about. Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. "Purified" water. In school, back before I even owned a computer, I'd type random words for long periods of time, 'cause I had nothing better to do. When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. I am writing to let you know that I have received an email from {name of recipient}. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. Such proofs often use computational proof methods and may be considered non-surveyable . There's even a money back guarantee. You expect far to much of the inanimate world. So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! Humor the crazy person, okay? Sonow I am down to one and a half readers. while others are thinking "Who's John F. Yesthat's rightsuicide. HA! It says that in black ander lime green! School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. i like sugar. We need to act now! There are now longer sentences in English writing. What does this mean to you? No? Come on all you non-existing people! Maybe I should just give up. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. That just sounds nifty! Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. Then it would be okay. It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. On video games. I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! There is a world where you were never born. Chomp" And he bites it. Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? 5000 hits! Why, you ask? GeeI wish I'd thought of that sooner. That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. She claimed that my little sister always did it to her, and she was getting pay-back. Except for maybe five and six. That's just silly. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". I'm tired. *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. Just like a real psychologist. This sentence is the longest. *sigh* My dogs are just weird. He tried to kill me! Moving on, I finaly managed to coax my sister (I'm tired of writing Mrs. X) to tentativly guess that America fought in the Civil War. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. Those are the best kind. Work. The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. NO, wait. I recently learned in my EVIL Physics class that on average, humans lose one inch of height during the day due to gravity pushing on their spine. (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. The number of licks, I mean. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. | 13.45 KB, JSON | I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! Oooooo! That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! I'm completly and totally addicted. In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! Either way, I'm here. Maybe they're here right now! #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. I'm back! And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. I'm sure some so called "scientist" can prove all my theories wrongbut how? My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. A copy of "Ulysses" pops up in "Green Coaster," the 33-page, single-sentence . I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? May your day be shiney! You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? I have readers. OOooooo! She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. I'm leaving. I SEE YOUR GAME! One method is successive iterations, such as I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? They're basically begging on the street. Whereas I'm more into the whole ranting and raving stage right now. that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! Help me! Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. There is a world where you are a faerie. BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? For the love of Story. The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. Fighting in the American Civil War? Define three functions: the first function to extract all the sentences, the second to determine the longest sentence, and the third to determine the average sentence length. I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. Where is the logic in this? After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheeseand chickensand flame. Let's see: 12345! Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. Obviously not. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. Are you surprised? I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. See? It really lets me get to know you. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. I must really be desperate for something to do. While. Good. It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! Out loud. Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. He then leaves them under his owners car. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. Then I do my homework. Does it even matter? First devised by professor William J. Rapaport in 1972, this notorious sentence plays on reduced relative clauses, different part-of-speech readings of the same word, and center embedding. So. It's a word. What ever shall I do? What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. ` I mean, come on! These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. There are not enough words in the English language to describe the sheer coolness of the fight choreography, special effects and the plot. Wellseeya! But you'd never prove it was infinite. Nowadays, postmodern fiction writers such as John Barth are still influenced by Faulkners run-on technique. I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. To prevent this, I did nothing. Which is bad. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. I think. And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death.